Imperial Guard Kitty — ginger kitten in plate armor with sword and pink bow on a misty battlefield

⚔ the Imperial Guard

Imperial
Guard Kitty

禁卫咪

In fog we stand. In steel we rise.

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The Sightings

⚔ the sightings

She Is Already Everywhere

We did not invent her. The internet did. 禁卫咪 marched out of the East and across every feed on her own.

On X 7M+ views on a single post One clip of a kitten in plate armour. Seven million people stopped scrolling. See the post → On Instagram Reels shared from account to account The Guard keeps turning up in reels, reposted far beyond where she started. See the reels →
⚔ And yet Zero serious attempts to carry her banner Millions have seen her. Nobody has done her properly. That is why the Guard stands now. Read the Thesis ↓

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⚔ A proclamation of the Imperial Guard ⚔

The Thesis

Wherein it is set down why the Guard stands again

Imperial Guard Kitty, drawn in ink
Fig. I — the Guard, as the Empire first saw her

Hear ye, all who wander the fog. Let it be written in plain ink, that none may later say they were not told.

Of the Guard

A kitten in plate armour. A sword twice her height. A pink bow she refuses to take off.

She was first sung of in the East, where they call her 禁卫咪, the Imperial Guard Kitty. The Empire saw her once and never forgot. Small, soft, and entirely unwilling to kneel.

Of Those Who Came Before

Others raised her banner. They raised it in haste and dropped it in the mud: no lore, no craft, no keep to defend. Gone by the next dawn.

The Guard was never the weakness.
The stewards were.

Of Why We Stand Again

The tale is too good to leave buried, and it has never once been told properly. We do not come to borrow her for a day. We come to do it right.

Of What Shall Follow

An empire is a whole world.

  • Sieges
  • Oaths
  • Banners
  • Rival houses
  • Usurpers
  • Dragons
  • Feasts
  • Triumphs

Every day of the Empire is a page not yet written. The Forge below already arms any who ask. This tale does not run dry.

Of the Ranks

A guard is not raised by shouting. It is built by a mark you wear, words you repeat, and work you do when no one is counting.

  1. Wear the steel.
  2. Keep the bow.
  3. Bring one more to the ranks.

In fog we stand. In steel we rise.

Sworn and sealed by the Imperial Guard
Take the oath · enter the Forge

⚔ the Forge

Enlist Thyself

Take a likeness, don the steel, swear to the Guard. Then wear it.

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